wificrossing:

i wish animal crossing was real like u walk into a new town dirt poor and suddenly u have a career and people who like u

j5h:

im still gay better luck next time nicki

Tumblr
eloquent text post about important issue: 5 notes
random pic of piece of pizza or a titty: 75,000 notes

pokec0re:

When bae lies to u but u have screenshots

image

weloveshortvideos:

That’s not how it goes.

Vine by Harmony Smith

espniosa:

coolghost:

tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.

image

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

image

image

image

image

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

image

"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

cynicalslut666:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

then u ain’t doin it right

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

fellowteen:

when your toaster strudel has too much icing

image

drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
me: bye i love you
iwishihadafather:

"Sit on my face."

iwishihadafather:

"Sit on my face."