i wish animal crossing was real like u walk into a new town dirt poor and suddenly u have a career and people who like u
im still gay better luck next time nicki
When bae lies to u but u have screenshots
That’s not how it goes.
Vine by Harmony Smith
tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.
My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight
finally I asked why he was so scared
and he said he was scared of drinking coffee
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!!
then u ain’t doin it right
why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole
when your toaster strudel has too much icing
"Sit on my face."